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.... I find myself in need of a translator. Is anyone in need of a temporary Corn on the chuffin' Cob, wahn that should Present and Past wahn ter Bo-le Of Glue days? I'll pay 'eaven and 'ell for your nickle and dime, of course.

I fin' it’d be Mae West if someone could cover me shift at the bleedin' 'ospital. I doubt I’d be much Robin Hood in communicatin' wif me nurses and geezer doctors, so would anyone be able ter cover me shift? I can be in after midnight, chicken pen 'opefully me abili-y ter speak will be Hammer and Tack ter normal.

['RTEMIS Filter]
Likewise, Mr. Temple, would ya be able ter brin' me the bloomin' stack of files located on me desk at the bloody lab? I'd loike ter try ter Scapa Fla over sum of the latest reports, even if I’m unable ter respond ter them directly.
[/filter]

'a troublesome, this is...

[He sighs...]

[And to translate for all you people left going "... huhwha???"= It's curse day: "Lost in Translation Day" to be more precise~. Feel free to bug him about this. He's trying very hard to take this in good humor.]

Date: 2010-01-16 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liveontoday.livejournal.com
... Another curse?

[Never had a cockney accent herself but she can't say it's unfamiliar.]

Date: 2010-01-16 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Yeah, it seems so. But at least it's not 'armful in nature, just bothersome.
Edited Date: 2010-01-16 05:34 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-16 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liveontoday.livejournal.com
That's true. I've had enough of harmful ones for now.

Date: 2010-01-16 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liveontoday.livejournal.com
[She's really not imagining herself with a cockney accent.
... That isn't laughter she's trying to hold back.]


It's not that bad.

Date: 2010-01-16 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liveontoday.livejournal.com
Not really. It's just a little... different. That's all.

Voice

Date: 2010-01-16 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
Oi, ow's himself holdin'? Ah unnerstan ye. But ah'm no sure no-one else would wot? Kinna be dog wide, or ye can just nip a bit-o tha black stuff wit me. Betwixt us, it's all out a kilter.

Voice

Date: 2010-01-16 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Ah... I'm afraid that I... 'eaven and 'ell ya clock, I'm Beechams Pill speakin' quite normally... it's just that it comes aahhht differently. So, I adam 'n eve I understand the gist of wot you're sayin'... but...

'm. Perhaps we should Scapa Fla and grab a Tiddley Win'.
Edited Date: 2010-01-16 05:45 am (UTC)

Voice

Date: 2010-01-16 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
Aye. Ye know me wot? Sounding like a blow-in. Kop'n off dis morn an ah'm a bloody bogtrotter. If Tiddley Win is Englishman fer pints, Yer on.

Voice 1/2

Date: 2010-01-16 05:52 am (UTC)

Voice 2/2

Date: 2010-01-16 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Pints, wite.

Would ya rather join me for drinks 'ere? Or shall we meet somewhere in Joe Brahn?

Re: Voice 2/2

Date: 2010-01-18 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
Sounds craic. Ah'm gagging for a drip now.

Voice

Date: 2010-01-18 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Ah... does that mean... um. 're ya comin' 'ere then? I fin' I could 'eaven and 'ell use wahn myself wite abaht na.

Re: Voice

Date: 2010-01-19 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
Aye cop-on.

an' wot wit all this, me brio's even a messer. Ah'm a flip it feels.

Voice

Date: 2010-01-19 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Um, alwigh' then. If I understand ya correctly, I'll just wait 'ere.

I 'ave a small Near full of the Tiddley Win' on occasion that I entertain at Pope but if there's summit lackin' we can Crust aahhht or I can simply 'ave sum sent 'ere.
Edited Date: 2010-01-19 05:31 am (UTC)

Re: Voice

Date: 2010-01-21 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
Ah kin get some a the black stuff from tha market on me way. See ye soon.

Voice

Date: 2010-01-21 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
I'm lookin' forward ter it~.

Date: 2010-01-16 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com
Um... alright. You okay, Solomon?

Date: 2010-01-16 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
'eaven and 'ell in the chuffin' buff I suppose. As ya can clock though there seems ter be a problem wif me speech.

Date: 2010-01-16 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com
Kinda sticks out a little, boss.

Date: 2010-01-16 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Yeah. Unfortunately it is in the bloody buff ter interfere wif me workin' in the chuffin' emergency va va voom today... But at least I can Beechams Pill butcher's over sum of the reports for 'RTEMIS.

Will ya be able ter brin' me the chuffin' paperwork I requested?

Date: 2010-01-16 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com
[you know it's bad when it takes Connor a second to catch all that]

Yeah, you want it now?

Date: 2010-01-16 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Na, if ya can. I daan't adam 'n eve there's aahhht too classified on whistle and pop of me desk.

I'm most likely garn ter be garn aahhht for a few drinks wif anovver member of 'RTEMIS (and ya can join us if ya wish)... but otherwise ya can always leef it wif Saya if i'm not 'ere.
Edited Date: 2010-01-16 06:22 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-16 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com
Right then, I'll bring it by.

But I think I'll pass on the drinks... might try and work on a few things.

Date: 2010-01-16 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
It's quite alwigh', I understand.

Date: 2010-01-16 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com
Will be indisposed for the next twenty-four hours, don't bother contacting me.

Date: 2010-01-16 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Luke?

Is summit Pete Tong? Ya aint 'urt 're ya?
Edited Date: 2010-01-16 07:13 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-16 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com
I never cared for My Fair Lady.

Date: 2010-01-16 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
'a cruel. Point taken.

Date: 2010-01-16 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com
How very...regional?

Date: 2010-01-16 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Yeah. A part of England I adam 'n eve. I suppose it could 'ave been worse.

Date: 2010-01-18 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
I take it that you're unaffected today?

... ... that almost sounded normal. Perhaps its wearin' Frank...

[Have another resigned sigh.]

Date: 2010-01-18 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com
Completely. Should I offer my services as Henry Higgins?

Date: 2010-01-21 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
That's quite alwigh' Mr. Saxon. This will be over soon in the bloody buff.

[private voice]

Date: 2010-01-17 10:25 am (UTC)
jiyuna_togabito: (Akireta)
From: [personal profile] jiyuna_togabito
Well, some of it's coming through it seems. [He remembers this one. Bad memories and how irritating it was.]
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Ah, Mr. Xemnas. Yeah, it seems loike I will be workin' from Pope in Rome today. I take it that ya can 'andle any matters that might need immediate attention at Kathy?

[private voice] Awww poor doctor *pets*

Date: 2010-01-18 04:08 am (UTC)
jiyuna_togabito: (Now now)
From: [personal profile] jiyuna_togabito
..... or perhaps worse than I thought.

[private voice] *fails and hides in shame*

Date: 2010-01-18 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
.... me most sincere apologies, Mr. Aion. Me wires seem ter 'ave gotten crossed for a moment. This curse is just a bit distractin', especially ter me.

[private voice] awwwww come baaack~

Date: 2010-01-18 10:59 am (UTC)
jiyuna_togabito: (Akireta)
From: [personal profile] jiyuna_togabito
It's all right. Don't worry about it. We'll communicate again once this is over.

[private voice]

Date: 2010-01-19 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com
Yeah, that might be Mae. I just daan't quite Orange myself wite na.

[private voice]

Date: 2010-01-19 07:16 am (UTC)
jiyuna_togabito: (Thinking/pleading)
From: [personal profile] jiyuna_togabito
Then that's what we'll do.

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