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[Filtered from Diva]
It seems there is a new citizen in the City, a young pregnant woman who goes by the name Diva. I'm interested in knowing if any of you have encountered her or know of her current whereabouts. Attached is a picture of her for those who are unaware of what she looks like.[ARTEMIS FILTER]
Please refrain from direct contact if possible. I merely wish to know where she is for now.

Mr. Xemnas. I'll be needing your presence at the apartment later. I wish to run out for a bit.

Saya, Hagi, I just had a WONDERFUL idea!

Now hear me out, but I think we should invite Diva to live with us! I know, I know, there've been problems in the past, but Saya, she is your sister. And family is supposed to forgive and forget. To accept and support each other no matter what.

I think it's time you two kissed and made up.

It will be wonderful. Having us all living under one roof. We can have movie nights, and I'll make popcorn. Maybe we can have some friends over for cookouts....


Ah, I suppose I should discuss business though. All ARTEMIS employees, I'd like for you to take the day off with pay. Hm, on second thought... how about we all gather in a nearby park for a company picnic? I'll arrange for kite flying, boat racing, and whatever other activities you think might be fun. Bring your friends and family, any loved ones....

Oh yes, and Jez, I believe you have the keys to the cages where our lab rat is being kept. Wouldn't it be lovely to release it back into the wild? Animals deserve the same rights if not more than humans have. Being caged is just wrong... let's remedy this immediately.

Anyway, PICNIC in the park later, Xanadu, near the cherry tree. I'll have food catered. Please attend and spread the word! The more the merrier!



[ooc: Solomon's been hit with the 'One Goddamn Hippie Commune' curse. Anyone want some hugs?]

[Accidental video]

[Solomon kneels on the ground, quickly gathering up an assortment of photographs that lay scattered around him. He doesn't seem very pleased at the unexpected aspect of this particular curse. He mutters under his breath, exasperated.]

Again?! What a...

[He pauses, glancing up to see that the little red light of the camera is on, indicating that he's being recorded.]

VERY funny. But I'd appreciate it if you self-proclaimed 'gods' will kindly stop displaying my past as if it's some sort of variety show.

[As if in answer, another flurry of snapshots rains down from the ceiling, fluttering down like leaves from a tree. A few shots manage to be caught by the camera's lens as they flitter down to the ground.]







[Scowling, Solomon is clearly heard swearing under his breath as he quickly moves to gather up yet another armful of images.]


[OOC: This post is backdated! Stupid work interfering with me having the time needed to organize all this... so, yes. Backdated...*cough*]