84f Devotion: Talkin' the chuffin' Rabbit and Pork.

[favoritetraitor]

.... I find myself in need of a translator. Is anyone in need of a temporary Corn on the chuffin' Cob, wahn that should Present and Past wahn ter Bo-le Of Glue days? I'll pay 'eaven and 'ell for your nickle and dime, of course.

I fin' it’d be Mae West if someone could cover me shift at the bleedin' 'ospital. I doubt I’d be much Robin Hood in communicatin' wif me nurses and geezer doctors, so would anyone be able ter cover me shift? I can be in after midnight, chicken pen 'opefully me abili-y ter speak will be Hammer and Tack ter normal.

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Likewise, Mr. Temple, would ya be able ter brin' me the bloomin' stack of files located on me desk at the bloody lab? I'd loike ter try ter Scapa Fla over sum of the latest reports, even if I’m unable ter respond ter them directly.
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'a troublesome, this is...

[He sighs...]

[And to translate for all you people left going "... huhwha???"= It's curse day: "Lost in Translation Day" to be more precise~. Feel free to bug him about this. He's trying very hard to take this in good humor.]

Comments

[liveontoday.livejournal.com]

... Another curse?

[Never had a cockney accent herself but she can't say it's unfamiliar.]

Voice

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Oi, ow's himself holdin'? Ah unnerstan ye. But ah'm no sure no-one else would wot? Kinna be dog wide, or ye can just nip a bit-o tha black stuff wit me. Betwixt us, it's all out a kilter.

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

Um... alright. You okay, Solomon?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Will be indisposed for the next twenty-four hours, don't bother contacting me.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

How very...regional?

[private voice]

[jiyuna_togabito]

Well, some of it's coming through it seems. [He remembers this one. Bad memories and how irritating it was.]