84f Devotion: Talkin' the chuffin' Rabbit and Pork.

[favoritetraitor]

.... I find myself in need of a translator. Is anyone in need of a temporary Corn on the chuffin' Cob, wahn that should Present and Past wahn ter Bo-le Of Glue days? I'll pay 'eaven and 'ell for your nickle and dime, of course.

I fin' it’d be Mae West if someone could cover me shift at the bleedin' 'ospital. I doubt I’d be much Robin Hood in communicatin' wif me nurses and geezer doctors, so would anyone be able ter cover me shift? I can be in after midnight, chicken pen 'opefully me abili-y ter speak will be Hammer and Tack ter normal.

['RTEMIS Filter]
Likewise, Mr. Temple, would ya be able ter brin' me the bloomin' stack of files located on me desk at the bloody lab? I'd loike ter try ter Scapa Fla over sum of the latest reports, even if I’m unable ter respond ter them directly.
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'a troublesome, this is...

[He sighs...]

[And to translate for all you people left going "... huhwha???"= It's curse day: "Lost in Translation Day" to be more precise~. Feel free to bug him about this. He's trying very hard to take this in good humor.]

Comments

[liveontoday.livejournal.com]

... Another curse?

[Never had a cockney accent herself but she can't say it's unfamiliar.]

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it seems so. But at least it's not 'armful in nature, just bothersome.

[liveontoday.livejournal.com]

That's true. I've had enough of harmful ones for now.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it aint ya...

[liveontoday.livejournal.com]

[She's really not imagining herself with a cockney accent.
... That isn't laughter she's trying to hold back.]

It's not that bad.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

... you're kind.

[liveontoday.livejournal.com]

Not really. It's just a little... different. That's all.

Voice

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Oi, ow's himself holdin'? Ah unnerstan ye. But ah'm no sure no-one else would wot? Kinna be dog wide, or ye can just nip a bit-o tha black stuff wit me. Betwixt us, it's all out a kilter.

Voice

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Ah... I'm afraid that I... 'eaven and 'ell ya clock, I'm Beechams Pill speakin' quite normally... it's just that it comes aahhht differently. So, I adam 'n eve I understand the gist of wot you're sayin'... but...

'm. Perhaps we should Scapa Fla and grab a Tiddley Win'.

Voice

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Aye. Ye know me wot? Sounding like a blow-in. Kop'n off dis morn an ah'm a bloody bogtrotter. If Tiddley Win is Englishman fer pints, Yer on.

Voice 1/2

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Uh...

Voice 2/2

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Pints, wite.

Would ya rather join me for drinks 'ere? Or shall we meet somewhere in Joe Brahn?

Re: Voice 2/2

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Sounds craic. Ah'm gagging for a drip now.

Voice

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Ah... does that mean... um. 're ya comin' 'ere then? I fin' I could 'eaven and 'ell use wahn myself wite abaht na.

Re: Voice

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Aye cop-on.

an' wot wit all this, me brio's even a messer. Ah'm a flip it feels.

Voice

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Um, alwigh' then. If I understand ya correctly, I'll just wait 'ere.

I 'ave a small Near full of the Tiddley Win' on occasion that I entertain at Pope but if there's summit lackin' we can Crust aahhht or I can simply 'ave sum sent 'ere.

Re: Voice

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Ah kin get some a the black stuff from tha market on me way. See ye soon.

Voice

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

I'm lookin' forward ter it~.

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

Um... alright. You okay, Solomon?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

'eaven and 'ell in the chuffin' buff I suppose. As ya can clock though there seems ter be a problem wif me speech.

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

Kinda sticks out a little, boss.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Unfortunately it is in the bloody buff ter interfere wif me workin' in the chuffin' emergency va va voom today... But at least I can Beechams Pill butcher's over sum of the reports for 'RTEMIS.

Will ya be able ter brin' me the chuffin' paperwork I requested?

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

[you know it's bad when it takes Connor a second to catch all that]

Yeah, you want it now?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Na, if ya can. I daan't adam 'n eve there's aahhht too classified on whistle and pop of me desk.

I'm most likely garn ter be garn aahhht for a few drinks wif anovver member of 'RTEMIS (and ya can join us if ya wish)... but otherwise ya can always leef it wif Saya if i'm not 'ere.

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

Right then, I'll bring it by.

But I think I'll pass on the drinks... might try and work on a few things.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

It's quite alwigh', I understand.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Will be indisposed for the next twenty-four hours, don't bother contacting me.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Luke?

Is summit Pete Tong? Ya aint 'urt 're ya?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

I never cared for My Fair Lady.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

'a cruel. Point taken.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

How very...regional?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Yeah. A part of England I adam 'n eve. I suppose it could 'ave been worse.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

It could have...

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

I take it that you're unaffected today?

... ... that almost sounded normal. Perhaps its wearin' Frank...

[Have another resigned sigh.]

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Completely. Should I offer my services as Henry Higgins?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

That's quite alwigh' Mr. Saxon. This will be over soon in the bloody buff.

[private voice]

[jiyuna_togabito]

Well, some of it's coming through it seems. [He remembers this one. Bad memories and how irritating it was.]

[private voice] *Getting the hang of the lingo, just not enjoying it very much~*

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Ah, Mr. Xemnas. Yeah, it seems loike I will be workin' from Pope in Rome today. I take it that ya can 'andle any matters that might need immediate attention at Kathy?

[private voice] Awww poor doctor *pets*

[jiyuna_togabito]

..... or perhaps worse than I thought.

[private voice] *fails and hides in shame*

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

.... me most sincere apologies, Mr. Aion. Me wires seem ter 'ave gotten crossed for a moment. This curse is just a bit distractin', especially ter me.

[private voice] awwwww come baaack~

[jiyuna_togabito]

It's all right. Don't worry about it. We'll communicate again once this is over.

[private voice]

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that might be Mae. I just daan't quite Orange myself wite na.

[private voice]

[jiyuna_togabito]

Then that's what we'll do.