34th Devotion: They don't call, they don't write...

[favoritetraitor]

My children... and just what have you been up to lately? Cain, Luke, my wayward sons. I think it's time you came home...

[Attempted filter to ARTEMIS]
Carl, Jezebel, Billy, Zexion, Xemnas, Clow, Lyle, Temperance, Lavi, Artemis, Basene, Kincaid... you are taking care of yourselves? With all the incidents occurring in the city lately, I have worried... they say to let your children make their own mistakes, but perhaps there's such a thing as having too much. Dear ones, forgive me for not being there when you've needed me. I shouldn't have spent all my time at the office... but I'd hoped to give you all a better life... have I failed? Is there still time to make amends...


[Solomon in full Mommy Dearest curse mode. And what else would he 'mother' other than his organization?]

Comments

Re: Solomon has 'the Talk' with Luke XD *dies*

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Can assure you, I'm not a wallflower.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

So you say, but have you ever introduced me to any of your 'dates'?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

None were the sort one introduces to parents.

1/2

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

... I see.

2/2

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Luke, do you really think that's wise? Haven't I taught you better than that?

Re: 2/2

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Not to worry, there's no illegitimate heirs running about.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

I'm merely concerned about the quality of... people you are spending your time with, Luke. You could do so much better for yourself if you'd only try...

Are you sure you don't want me to try to find a suitable date for you?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Alright, pick someone out for me.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! I'll start looking for suitable candidates immediately...

Ah, it might help for you to tell me what types of... people you're attracted to...

And I'll 'refine' the choices based on your preferences.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Surprise me.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

... uh... women? Men? Either? Just trying to narrow down the odds...

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Either will do.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Very well. I'll see what I can do...

I do have one stipulation, however. I will set you up with a few people whom I deem worthy. But I want you to promise me that you will be a gentleman, and refrain from biting them on the first date.

I do hope that you will give this a chance, Luke. All I wish for is your happiness.