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favoritetraitor ([personal profile] favoritetraitor) wrote2009-04-08 05:52 pm

22nd Devotion: One Big Happy Family

Saya, Hagi, I just had a WONDERFUL idea!

Now hear me out, but I think we should invite Diva to live with us! I know, I know, there've been problems in the past, but Saya, she is your sister. And family is supposed to forgive and forget. To accept and support each other no matter what.

I think it's time you two kissed and made up.

It will be wonderful. Having us all living under one roof. We can have movie nights, and I'll make popcorn. Maybe we can have some friends over for cookouts....


Ah, I suppose I should discuss business though. All ARTEMIS employees, I'd like for you to take the day off with pay. Hm, on second thought... how about we all gather in a nearby park for a company picnic? I'll arrange for kite flying, boat racing, and whatever other activities you think might be fun. Bring your friends and family, any loved ones....

Oh yes, and Jez, I believe you have the keys to the cages where our lab rat is being kept. Wouldn't it be lovely to release it back into the wild? Animals deserve the same rights if not more than humans have. Being caged is just wrong... let's remedy this immediately.

Anyway, PICNIC in the park later, Xanadu, near the cherry tree. I'll have food catered. Please attend and spread the word! The more the merrier!



[ooc: Solomon's been hit with the 'One Goddamn Hippie Commune' curse. Anyone want some hugs?]

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Luke! My good friend. Will you be coming to the company picnic? We're going to set the little rat free! I'm bringing my camera to record it's release.

Hm, as soon as I can get the keys to it's cage... have you seen Jez?
Edited 2009-04-09 04:55 (UTC)

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm in the process of capturing a replacement unable to attend.

Jez?

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Jezebel. He wasn't at home when I called...

Oh, it's a shame you won't be able to come to the picnic. Maybe next time?

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
He probably was - prudent of him not to answer the door.

We'll see, Mr. Goldsmith.