22nd Devotion: One Big Happy Family

[favoritetraitor]

Saya, Hagi, I just had a WONDERFUL idea!

Now hear me out, but I think we should invite Diva to live with us! I know, I know, there've been problems in the past, but Saya, she is your sister. And family is supposed to forgive and forget. To accept and support each other no matter what.

I think it's time you two kissed and made up.

It will be wonderful. Having us all living under one roof. We can have movie nights, and I'll make popcorn. Maybe we can have some friends over for cookouts....


Ah, I suppose I should discuss business though. All ARTEMIS employees, I'd like for you to take the day off with pay. Hm, on second thought... how about we all gather in a nearby park for a company picnic? I'll arrange for kite flying, boat racing, and whatever other activities you think might be fun. Bring your friends and family, any loved ones....

Oh yes, and Jez, I believe you have the keys to the cages where our lab rat is being kept. Wouldn't it be lovely to release it back into the wild? Animals deserve the same rights if not more than humans have. Being caged is just wrong... let's remedy this immediately.

Anyway, PICNIC in the park later, Xanadu, near the cherry tree. I'll have food catered. Please attend and spread the word! The more the merrier!



[ooc: Solomon's been hit with the 'One Goddamn Hippie Commune' curse. Anyone want some hugs?]

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[hematolagniac.livejournal.com]

That would be lovely, Solomon.

[hematolagniac.livejournal.com]

Oh, but... Sister might not want me to. After all the horrible things I've done to her...

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Oh Diva, my dear. I'm sure she'll see reason... there's nothing more beautiful than sisterly love. Perhaps if you got her a little present to say you're sorry for any past misunderstandings? I can help you pick something out.

[hematolagniac.livejournal.com]

Really, you will? What sorts of things does Sister like?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well... I find that jewelry is always appreciated by women. Or you could bring her flowers. I believe she likes red ones...

Oh! I know! How about a friendship bracelet? You can put both of your names on it so that she'll always be reminded of the bond between the two of you.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

Lucky thing - I was going to be late anyway~.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Oh, Clow! I may call you that can't I? Can you make it to the picnic? I'm thinking of adding fireworks once the sun sets...

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

Oh, please do. And I can come, I just had to help Yuuko paint her room is all. I'll see if she wants to come, too.

Fireworks would be wonderful, though.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Yuuko? A special lady friend of yours? By all means, please bring her! I'd love to be introduced!

I'm so glad you'll be attending...

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

A picnic sounds awesome, man.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Please come, Doctor... what is your first name anyway? I think with all the changes to ARTEMIS, we should all be on a first name basis... it's so much more pleasant, wouldn't you agree?

And bring anyone you like!!!

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

You know what, I think today I'd like to be called Doc Awesome. I mean, it's not a first name so I hope you don't think I'm a square, but I want to, like, heal the world with peace and love. So you can just call me Doc.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Very well, Doc it is... It's quite catchy...

Hey, Doc... I just had an idea. Why not take the steps to make amends with that Hammer fellow and bring him along to the company picnic? I'm sure all of our differences can be resolved with a nice cookout.

[hematophagy.livejournal.com]

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[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Saya! I've missed you terribly...

So what do you think? Shall I invite your sister over?

[hematophagy.livejournal.com]

Solomon, what...?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry for seeming so distant recently Saya. I don't know what my problem was now... If you want to be with Sam, than I can accept it. All I've ever wanted was for you to be happy. I shouldn't have taken offense when he shoved me out of the way preventing me from helping you (when you were critically injured and needed a doctor's care)... I'm sure his intentions were good.

But anyway, Diva's apologized and wants to be friends once again. Isn't that wonderful?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

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[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Luke! My good friend. Will you be coming to the company picnic? We're going to set the little rat free! I'm bringing my camera to record it's release.

Hm, as soon as I can get the keys to it's cage... have you seen Jez?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

No, I'm in the process of capturing a replacement unable to attend.

Jez?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Jezebel. He wasn't at home when I called...

Oh, it's a shame you won't be able to come to the picnic. Maybe next time?

[deadlyhealing.livejournal.com]

...you wish to release it?

((ooc: sorry for the dropped tags, I've been failing miserable with him :<))

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Jez! My dear friend! There you are!

Why yes! It looks so pitiful in that cage. And what with the company picnic and all the good sentiment floating around out there today, I thought it'd be lovely if we were to do a 'catch and release' for the poor thing. I have a camcorder to record the whole thing!

Do you think it'd be better if we called the press to report the release? It'd be good publicity for ARTEMIS...

[ooc: omg you must stop Solomon. O.o And, it's quite alright. Just glad to see his friendly face <3 Better late than never! :) ]

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[deadlyhealing.livejournal.com]

If you must refer to me by my first name, kindly do not shorten it, Dr Goldsmith.

I believe that you are suffering from today's curse. You went through significant trouble to obtain that specimen and would not be very content tomorrow if you found out you had been allowed to release it.

It would not be quite the type of publicity we wish for...

((ooc: he'll do his best to! And thank you <3))

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[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Jez has such a nice ring to it... but... if you insist. Jezebel, it is. But please, call me Solomon. <3

I don't feel like I'm under the effects of any curse... everything seems perfectly normal.