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favoritetraitor ([personal profile] favoritetraitor) wrote2009-04-08 05:52 pm

22nd Devotion: One Big Happy Family

Saya, Hagi, I just had a WONDERFUL idea!

Now hear me out, but I think we should invite Diva to live with us! I know, I know, there've been problems in the past, but Saya, she is your sister. And family is supposed to forgive and forget. To accept and support each other no matter what.

I think it's time you two kissed and made up.

It will be wonderful. Having us all living under one roof. We can have movie nights, and I'll make popcorn. Maybe we can have some friends over for cookouts....


Ah, I suppose I should discuss business though. All ARTEMIS employees, I'd like for you to take the day off with pay. Hm, on second thought... how about we all gather in a nearby park for a company picnic? I'll arrange for kite flying, boat racing, and whatever other activities you think might be fun. Bring your friends and family, any loved ones....

Oh yes, and Jez, I believe you have the keys to the cages where our lab rat is being kept. Wouldn't it be lovely to release it back into the wild? Animals deserve the same rights if not more than humans have. Being caged is just wrong... let's remedy this immediately.

Anyway, PICNIC in the park later, Xanadu, near the cherry tree. I'll have food catered. Please attend and spread the word! The more the merrier!



[ooc: Solomon's been hit with the 'One Goddamn Hippie Commune' curse. Anyone want some hugs?]

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Saya! I've missed you terribly...

So what do you think? Shall I invite your sister over?

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry for seeming so distant recently Saya. I don't know what my problem was now... If you want to be with Sam, than I can accept it. All I've ever wanted was for you to be happy. I shouldn't have taken offense when he shoved me out of the way preventing me from helping you (when you were critically injured and needed a doctor's care)... I'm sure his intentions were good.

But anyway, Diva's apologized and wants to be friends once again. Isn't that wonderful?
Edited 2009-04-09 04:52 (UTC)

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Why yes. Your new boyfriend.
Edited 2009-04-09 17:27 (UTC)

[identity profile] hematophagy.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
My...

[identity profile] hematophagy.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam?

DONE

[identity profile] hematophagy.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
My what?
Edited 2009-04-09 17:46 (UTC)

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I say something wrong? Or was this something that the two of you wished to keep quiet? Ah... I apologize.

[identity profile] hematophagy.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I'm not... He's not...

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A friend?

Well, technically, so am I. But he clearly must love you... he did what I would have done for you, given the chance. And the two of you had discussed the blood letting, so... it was a natural conclusion.

[identity profile] hematophagy.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Solomon, I don't think...

[identity profile] hematophagy.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you've misunderstood.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I... have?