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favoritetraitor ([personal profile] favoritetraitor) wrote2009-04-08 05:52 pm

22nd Devotion: One Big Happy Family

Saya, Hagi, I just had a WONDERFUL idea!

Now hear me out, but I think we should invite Diva to live with us! I know, I know, there've been problems in the past, but Saya, she is your sister. And family is supposed to forgive and forget. To accept and support each other no matter what.

I think it's time you two kissed and made up.

It will be wonderful. Having us all living under one roof. We can have movie nights, and I'll make popcorn. Maybe we can have some friends over for cookouts....


Ah, I suppose I should discuss business though. All ARTEMIS employees, I'd like for you to take the day off with pay. Hm, on second thought... how about we all gather in a nearby park for a company picnic? I'll arrange for kite flying, boat racing, and whatever other activities you think might be fun. Bring your friends and family, any loved ones....

Oh yes, and Jez, I believe you have the keys to the cages where our lab rat is being kept. Wouldn't it be lovely to release it back into the wild? Animals deserve the same rights if not more than humans have. Being caged is just wrong... let's remedy this immediately.

Anyway, PICNIC in the park later, Xanadu, near the cherry tree. I'll have food catered. Please attend and spread the word! The more the merrier!



[ooc: Solomon's been hit with the 'One Goddamn Hippie Commune' curse. Anyone want some hugs?]

Guess who else is cursed 1/2

[identity profile] hematolagniac.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
That would be lovely, Solomon.

[identity profile] hematolagniac.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but... Sister might not want me to. After all the horrible things I've done to her...

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Diva, my dear. I'm sure she'll see reason... there's nothing more beautiful than sisterly love. Perhaps if you got her a little present to say you're sorry for any past misunderstandings? I can help you pick something out.

[identity profile] hematolagniac.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Really, you will? What sorts of things does Sister like?

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Well... I find that jewelry is always appreciated by women. Or you could bring her flowers. I believe she likes red ones...

Oh! I know! How about a friendship bracelet? You can put both of your names on it so that she'll always be reminded of the bond between the two of you.

[identity profile] hematolagniac.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
What about a bouquet of red and blue roses?

Oh, I like that! We can have matching ones!

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
That will be wonderful! Oh Diva... think of it. One big happy family, just as you always wanted...

I wish the others could be here as well....
Edited 2009-04-09 00:27 (UTC)

[identity profile] hematolagniac.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
My dream is coming true!

Karl would be so happy.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I miss them. Let's ask the Deities to bring them here... then we can truly be one big happy family. I'll have to look for a larger place for us to live though...

[identity profile] hematolagniac.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think Amshel will be upset?

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Why would he be upset? I know he loves you dearly. He'd be delighted to be here with you.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm certain that if you made up with her, that Brother Amshel would come around soon afterwards.

He just needs to get to know her better...