91st Devotion: Civil Disobedience
Apr. 16th, 2010 11:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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NON NON NON NON NON!!!!
[The sound of a sudden high pitched shriek fills the air, followed by the little pitter patting of tiny feet as a three year old Solomon races into the room.]
NO BROCCLY! NO!!!!!!!!!!!
[In a move of desperation, he races to the nearest fortress that can save him from the horrors, darting underneath the desk in his office to quickly hide from sight.]
BAD BROCCLY! DON'T WANT!!!!
NON NON NON NON NON!!!!
[The sound of a sudden high pitched shriek fills the air, followed by the little pitter patting of tiny feet as a three year old Solomon races into the room.]
NO BROCCLY! NO!!!!!!!!!!!
[In a move of desperation, he races to the nearest fortress that can save him from the horrors, darting underneath the desk in his office to quickly hide from sight.]
BAD BROCCLY! DON'T WANT!!!!
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Date: 2010-04-18 02:11 am (UTC)Mm, so the broccoli's been left as is. It's only as lumpy as a muffin, really, though, isn't it?
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Date: 2010-04-18 02:17 am (UTC).... Silly man! Muffin's are BROWN!
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Date: 2010-04-18 02:19 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2010-04-18 02:28 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2010-04-18 02:30 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2010-04-18 02:45 am (UTC)um.... Solomon caterpillar would like a lumpy green cupcake...
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Date: 2010-04-18 02:54 am (UTC)[...well. Manipulating children is socially acceptable to a point. And he's interested to see what happens.]
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Date: 2010-04-18 02:57 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2010-04-18 03:06 am (UTC)[He siiiiighs]
Have you ever heard of cocoons?
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Date: 2010-04-18 03:10 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2010-04-18 04:43 am (UTC)I'll be right back.
[He stands up and hurries off. About two minutes later, he comes back, cheerfully brandishing a picture book. That he was able to find. The Library clearly WANTS him to procrastinate, stupid thing.]
Here! Story!
[Sitting back down, he opens the book and turns it so that the pictures display on the video. He speaks in his best reading-a-book voice, which, for some reason, emphasises the Lancastrian undertones in his accent.]
The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf...
[He continues on through the book, his voice expressive and, well, this is a fun way to procrastinate.]
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Date: 2010-04-18 05:03 am (UTC)Even afterward, his eyes remain large and fixed on the box on the desk, and he waits with bated breath for what the man will say next.]
aaaAAaaah~!!!
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Date: 2010-04-18 05:10 am (UTC)Now, you see, you can learn something from the Very Hungry Caterpillar. If you eat too many sweets, you'll end up with a tummy ache. But if you eat fruit, and your greens, like a good caterpillar, you'll feel much better. And eventually, you'll turn into a butterfly. Isn't that better?
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Date: 2010-04-18 05:16 am (UTC)Broccly makes butterflies? Will I be pretty?
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Date: 2010-04-18 05:18 am (UTC)Re: [Video]
Date: 2010-04-18 05:30 am (UTC)Solomon caterpillar would be a PRETTY butterfly! An' an' I could flyyyy...
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Date: 2010-04-18 05:33 am (UTC)[He wants to laugh SO BADLY.]
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Date: 2010-04-18 05:42 am (UTC)Solomon caterpillar will eat th'icky broccly...
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Date: 2010-04-18 06:15 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2010-04-18 06:20 am (UTC)Heehee~ okay, merci! Bye bye!