Answering system

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You've reached the desk of Doctor Solomon Goldsmith. Unfortunately, I'm unable to be reached at this point and time, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you at the earliest convenience. Thank you.

Press 1 to leave a voice mail
Press 2 to text
Press 3 to send a fax
and lastly...
Press 4 concerning any business for the ARTEMIS Organization

[ooc: All conversations herein are considered to have a private/unhackable filter on them.]