84f Devotion: Talkin' the chuffin' Rabbit and Pork.

[favoritetraitor]

.... I find myself in need of a translator. Is anyone in need of a temporary Corn on the chuffin' Cob, wahn that should Present and Past wahn ter Bo-le Of Glue days? I'll pay 'eaven and 'ell for your nickle and dime, of course.

I fin' it’d be Mae West if someone could cover me shift at the bleedin' 'ospital. I doubt I’d be much Robin Hood in communicatin' wif me nurses and geezer doctors, so would anyone be able ter cover me shift? I can be in after midnight, chicken pen 'opefully me abili-y ter speak will be Hammer and Tack ter normal.

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Likewise, Mr. Temple, would ya be able ter brin' me the bloomin' stack of files located on me desk at the bloody lab? I'd loike ter try ter Scapa Fla over sum of the latest reports, even if I’m unable ter respond ter them directly.
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'a troublesome, this is...

[He sighs...]

[And to translate for all you people left going "... huhwha???"= It's curse day: "Lost in Translation Day" to be more precise~. Feel free to bug him about this. He's trying very hard to take this in good humor.]

Comments

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

Um... alright. You okay, Solomon?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

'eaven and 'ell in the chuffin' buff I suppose. As ya can clock though there seems ter be a problem wif me speech.

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

Kinda sticks out a little, boss.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Unfortunately it is in the bloody buff ter interfere wif me workin' in the chuffin' emergency va va voom today... But at least I can Beechams Pill butcher's over sum of the reports for 'RTEMIS.

Will ya be able ter brin' me the chuffin' paperwork I requested?

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

[you know it's bad when it takes Connor a second to catch all that]

Yeah, you want it now?

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

Na, if ya can. I daan't adam 'n eve there's aahhht too classified on whistle and pop of me desk.

I'm most likely garn ter be garn aahhht for a few drinks wif anovver member of 'RTEMIS (and ya can join us if ya wish)... but otherwise ya can always leef it wif Saya if i'm not 'ere.

[itsnoteveryday.livejournal.com]

Right then, I'll bring it by.

But I think I'll pass on the drinks... might try and work on a few things.

[favoritetraitor.livejournal.com]

It's quite alwigh', I understand.