Contact the authorities? That would be interesting. Are you familiar with the bylaws on the City Guide concerning the vampire population and the rules surrounding their survival?

And by no means am I her 'keeper', although she does listen to me for some unknown reason I have yet to fathom.

I think perhaps the two of you just got off on the wrong foot, so to speak. There is a side of her that is pure innocence and sweetness. She's almost childlike in a way... so endearing.

That you would not see the whole picture, is I think rather disturbing.