favoritetraitor: (Female Solomon)
favoritetraitor ([personal profile] favoritetraitor) wrote2009-10-24 12:47 pm

72nd Devotion: A change in wardrobe…

[Audio // Switching to video for those who wish to see the Issue...]


[A decidedly surprised female voice comes across over Solomon’s network device.]

A-ah… oh my... This is a bit unexpected… I can’t go out like this… it would be indecent.

[She sighs, and a moment passes before she speaks again, her soft voice as pleasant as she can make it under the circumstances.]

I… don’t suppose anyone would be willing to give me a hand? I find that I’m in need of… something to wear. Could anyone loan me anything so that I can go out shopping when the stores open?

[Muttering quietly to herself, she pauses to consider another possibility.] Or, I suppose I could call in to work to explain why I can’t come in. Oh, how bothersome… and on a work day too…





[ooc: Yes, that’s right. Solomon gets to spend the day as a girl. Gender-switch cursed, and unable to shift into any other form as he would normally be able to do. CUT IMAGE NSFW, probably. Better safe than sorry.]

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Try something on of Marishka's.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... well, yes... that would be a bit less restrictive. But I feel it would be improper for me to... dress in her clothing without her permission.

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless your sewing skills are up to pare, you'll have to make do with the towel.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Make do? You know, you could always offer to help 'a girl' out. Perhaps you could pick something up for me?

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I would need measurements - womens' clothing is notorious for incorrect labeling on sizes.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
.................... you're not just saying that are you?

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
As a doctor, you should be more than capable of taking your own measurements. But if you need assistance....

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, Luke. There's no reason to take my female patient's measurements. I believe if I took up such a practice, I'd soon be out of a job with some lawsuits stacking up for sexual harassment...

Besides, I don't believe I have a measuring tape on the premises.

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
For an educated person, you're rather helpless.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... so cruel.

I'm hardly helpless. But I do have some standard of decency... and I'd rather not have to call in 'sick' when there's so much to be done.

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Merely concerned. After all, you are granting a complete stranger (http://favoritetraitor.livejournal.com/20897.html?thread=1353121#t1353121) permission to enter.

1/2

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Why Luke~ concerned for my virtue? I'm touched...

2/2

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm quite capable of defending myself, even in such a state... besides, I doubt he'd press the issue once I explained the truth of the matter.

Re: 2/2

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I do hope so. That he has a passing resemblance to me...well, rather not be falsely identified.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You're worried about your own reputation? I assure you, there's nothing to worry about. It's just a coat...

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course! Were trying to lure me over there earlier, you little minx.

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Lure you? You make it sound so sordid...

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Do forgive me. Was joking and meant no harm.

(Private)

You need to be on guard. What may seem innocent in your male mind can be easily misconstrued via that female form. Fortunately, I am a gentleman who immediately told fact from fiction.

Private

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I do appreciate the concern. I suppose it's valid advice considering that his abilities are unknown at this point, as well as his motives. I just normally don't have to take these things into consideration. It's very eye-opening...

Hm... I suppose I could always find a bed sheet to wrap around me until he leaves once again, if it would make you feel more at ease.

Re: Private

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Include a firearm, few blades and anything useful for clubbing within easy reach.

Private

[identity profile] favoritetraitor.livejournal.com 2009-10-24 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm afraid the firearm is out. I haven't had use for such a thing in a very long time... but I suppose I can manage some sort of blade.

Honestly though, do you really think this is something to be so concerned over?